i hope betty white lives forever
*dead but still has a boner*
God bless old people on the Internet.
Every morning the light comes in and my toilet looks beautiful
Please tell me that was an intentional pun
"this pizza is gonna go straight to my butt" i say as i grab the pizza and slap it against my butt
i love this game
do twins ever realize one of them was unplanned
"what do you want to do with your life?"