tortillah
The name's Storm

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guy:

i hope betty white lives forever

landorus:

*dead but still has a boner*

lucydiam0nd:

God bless old people on the Internet. 

jamescannotfly:

nostopdasgay:

everets:

Every morning the light comes in and my toilet looks beautiful

holy shit

Please tell me that was an intentional pun

dutchster:

"this pizza is gonna go straight to my butt" i say as i grab the pizza and slap it against my butt

j5h:

i love this game

dutchster:

do twins ever realize one of them was unplanned

aculthood:

"what do you want to do with your life?"image